Sunday July 30 2006
If you look at the historical trends in Pacific Northwest weather the last weekend in july is traditionally the driest two days of the year. As we drove through the pouring rain into the Cascade foothills Jacob asked me if I thought the weather was a good omen or bad to which I replied "Hell, I don't know."

Day 1 Seattle to Spocompton

After four hours driving back to Seattle from the family reunion through occaisonally heavy rain I was really looking forward to jumping into a 17' penske truck with a car trailer in tow and heading into the wet and grey mountains. Nothing's more fun and relaxing than 5 hrs in a wobbly ride through pouring rain.

Fortunately for us both, the rain was brief and the skies cleared of clouds as we dropped down into Ellensburg. The truck is very well behaved and has plenty of pulling power. (note to Chris: no governor that either of us has had the balls to find Edit- found it in Montana at 90) Penske trucks rock! I'll never rent from U-Haul again.
sunset day 1 The eastern sky fading through reds to deep blues while the sun lights up the fields around us presents a spectacular view. The dark greens of the trees contrasting against the silver greens of the sage and browns of the wild grasses. The sage in particular looks bathed in silver flame as the setting sun finds a beauty you wouldn't expect from the dull grey green color presented under the midday sun.
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moses lake2 Stopped at Moses Lake to top up the gas tank. 7 mpg so far. WooHoo!!
jacobs weak chin We rolled on east racing a freight train through the dark while the Beastie Boys and Ween kept us company on the iPod.
Rodeway Inn We had reserved a non-smoking room at the fabulous Rodeway Inn in downtown Spocompton through Choice Hotels. Someone in housekeeping will be looking for a new job. The night manager was very cool. Gave us half off our room and did a nice cleanup while we went next door for a beer and some pool.
rodeway clean
ashtray
moses lake So what are the odds we end up in Spokanes finest gay nightspot? Better than even apparently. I'm pondering on which brewery uses a rainbow tap handle when I notice the bar is sporting said "breweries" flags on the walls. Yup, I'm a tard. But I did catch on quicker than Jacob. He didn't clue in 'til he got a close look at the art by the pool table.
moses lake So, if you're looking for a good time in Spokane, stop by Dempseys Brass Rail for some decent beers and a rack or two of pool.
A few more pics for good measure-
Fabulous door art at the swanky Rodeway. moses lake
moses lake More moses lake.
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Monday July 31 2006 Where the hell did Mia go? I dunno did ya check under the couch?

Day 2 four states in a day

moses lake

Rolled outta bed and onto the road at about 6:30. Stopped at the Rocket Cafe for what will probably be the last good cup o' coffee for the next couple days. Crossed into Idaho and through lovely Coeur d'Alene.
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Took out a low flying bird with the windshield.
moses lake Third state of the day and we're only a couple hours down the road.
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Only buildings for 40 miles.
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Just across the continental divide.
moses lake Talk about mixed emotions. This sign would quicken my heart with excitement if I were on my bike. Riding shotgun with Jacob, it causes my sphincter to clench with abject terror.
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U-Suck.
moses lake Buh-bye.
moses lake How sweet, I wonder what he's dreaming about?
moses lake Yikes!
moses lake He's reaching for a Big Gulp. No, seriously.
moses lake There were many stretches where fire damage was evident along the roadside.
moses lake We were guessing that the red was some kind of fire retardant. There's a rest area on the bluff just behind the stain.
moses lake These bales are about the size of a small car.
moses lake Badlands hills.
moses lake Montana has casinos like seattle has Starbucks.
moses lake Church in Miles City.
moses lake Ummmmm...?
moses lake Ok, we're good to go!
moses lake Once someones dream.
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moses lake Ok, the green blur there? Yah, it says welcome to North Dakota.
moses lake Beach North Dakota for dinner.
moses lake City of the year 2003!!!
moses lake The door handle of the fabulous Trappers Kettle Inn of Belfield ND.
Tuesday August 1 2006
CORN! Corn, corn, corn, corn, corn, corn, corn........soybeanscorn.

Day 3 So that's what ya mean when you say flat.

moses lake We're not sure if this is the original trappers kettle, but they sure seem proud of it.
moses lake At one point the bugs were hitting the windshield with such frequency that we thought it was starting to rain.
moses lake This guy apparently never made the jump from wood to metal shop.
moses lake The road goes on.
moses lake And on.
moses lake Hey, where's the...?
moses lake Nevermind.
moses lake And on.
moses lake Lunch in Fargo.
moses lake Cross the border into Minnesota and the primary color changes from brown to green.
moses lake This must be where folks from Enumclaw go when they get tired of being done by horses.
moses lake A speed minimum. I can get behind that.
moses lake Minneapolis at 6:00. Who's idea was this?
moses lake Anyone know what three Thunderbirds are doing in the middle of a MN cornfield?
moses lake This is the next in my series of blurry "Welcome to (insert state name here)" signs.
moses lake 300' windmills stretching out into the distance. It really is awsome how far you can see here. The only limiting factor during the evening drive was the haze of humidity.
moses lake Ok, as far as you can see out that way? Corn. As far out as you can see the other way? Yup, corn. We drove through it for hours. It's incredible how much corn there is being grown out here.
Wednesday August 2 2006
Killing stuff and a good meal.

Day 4 Oh yeah, more corn.

moses lake Illinois corn. Looks alot like Iowa corn huh?
moses lake Crossing the mighty Mississippi. Seriously, who came up with that name?
We got off the interstate to cut down to Jacobs folks place.
moses lake Someones collection of old International Harvester tractors.
moses lake Some soybeans to distract you from the corn.
moses lake Cool old windmill.
moses lake Oh look, the corn's getting closer. Creepy.
moses lake Fun Bridge over the Illinois river.
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moses lake More than 10'6"? Check.
Jacob's folks place.
moses lake They have a beautiful spot out in the corn fields with a pond out back and some beautiful yard work. Which I, of course, neglected to get pics of. Jacob's Mom has feeders out for the birds which are everywhere. The dueling hummingbirds are great fun. She said she goes through about three quarts of nectar every other day or so. Did I mention there's LOTS of hummingbirds?
Jacob finally got to put his 12 guage to work on some nefarious looking plastic bottles.
They're coming right for us!!
Well, I couldn't let him have all the fun.
Everyone was hoping for a bit of rain to keep the corn going, and I was hoping to see a real midwest thunderstorm. Those clouds off to the right held some promise, but only managed a few weak flashes as night fell.
Thursday August 3 2006
Are we there yet?

Day 5 Jacob fought the law and the law won.

Goodby Jacobs folks.
Jacob will try to tell ya this is Roodhouse. Don't listen to him, it's Manchester.
I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter "state patrol".
So Jacob, how do you feel about this?
85 in a 65 and only a $95 fine? If they had any twisty roads I might actually consider moving there.
How come we don't have backwards cement trucks in WA?
I'll pass, thanks.
At least this one's legible.
Oh look, Ohio has corn too! Whoopie!
It's cool to see these old buildings getting converted to new use rather than torn down imo.
I was surprised how many helmet/gearless riders I saw. This just makes my skin crawl.
Well, it's not as flat as Iowa, but it sure does go on.
And on.
You get the idea.
It all becomes a blur after awhile. Get it? Blur? Get it?
The final installment in my blurry state signs series.
Due to everything closing at 10, this is where we had dinner. Kinda low rent Dennys.
Friday August 4 2006
End of the road.

Day 6 This is a decidedly un-dry heat.

The misty morning mountains of west PA.
Ok seriously, enough with the corn already.
Tunnel through the Mt. We passed through quite a few of these.
Almost there...stay on target.
Three Mile Island. When Jacob gets back we'll be able to use him as a nightlight.
This is the street where Jacob lives. Down at the end on the left.
His ginormous kitchen where he can put his vast array of culinary skills to good work. Breakfast burritos anyone?
The rather nice little greenbelt from the back porch.
The living room.
Jacobs throne.
So we got a couple guys from Labor Ready to help us unload the truck. Good thing too, or I'd still be there trying to get that stupid effing desk up the stairs. Jacob, my return to Seattle housewarming gift is a new desk, so you can leave that boat anchor in H'burg.
3 hrs and 10 gallons of sweat later.
The office.
The desk as modern art.

Day 8 Back home.

Heading to the Philly airport and we spy signs of civilzation at last. The last Starbucks we saw was in Ellensburg, WA.
I've gotta get back for a visit before he's done and do a bit of history touring.
Sunset over Seattle. I'd be lying if I said my eyes were dry the whole flight back. Come home soon Jacob.